Hashtag Hags

Hashtag hags
Have signature bags
Perfect brows
Always look ‘wow’
Always look ‘now’

Hashtag hags
Glossy nails
Shiny smiles
Glowing faces
Going places

Hashtag hags
Hems are short
Tempers too
They’re posting
About me
Hashtagging you
Drunk on opinion
Narrow world-view

Hashtag hags
Replete in their curated reality
Devoid of kindness and empathy
Devoid of strife
Perfection personified
The only thing they’re missing
Is a life